There's a video??? (Blog #5) (VLOG)

Sorry to those that were making bets about whether or not I would set my house on fire. At least I apologize to those who bet that I would because my total number of fires is: 0. Maybe I wasn't trying hard enough. Anyways, "You guys gonna get learnt today!" Yup, learnt is a word. At least it is a word that I use (probably why I have no friends). So for those of you who maybe don't understand fire, and would like to know why I didn't set my house on fire. Here are a few things to know:
1. Fire needs fuel to burn
2. Fire is hot
3. Fire needs oxygen
4. Some fires don't like water, because water kills fire
5. Oil fires are very bad, avoid them
6. Oil fires are most likely on the south side of town
7. This is the number of fires that I did not set
8. There are 9 parts to this list
9. I once set myself on fire
10. Two of these items were a lie

Fires are also useful to help cooking be lit. That's right, lit. And now you guys should check out my lit vlog. It really is just a way to learn how to make dipping eggs, or watch me be an idiot.

Huh? HUH? Great video right? Yeah don't tell me twice.

So here's the story guys, my interview is due, and the person I've been e-mailing has been responding but not answering my questions. I have gotten some facts about him, but he hasn't responded to the juicy stuff yet. He is opening a restaurant in Wayne PA, and I'll be sure to go there once it's opened. I'm very excited. Also, I am scared because if he does not respond to me, I'll probably just upload my e-mail exchange with him without the answers to the questions, look to see that e-mail being posted within the next hour.

HOLD UP

The video is supposed to be uploaded through Vimeo, my goal to become a famous YouTuber is failing. So I guess I'll upload the same video twice, but this time through Vimeo. But I'll keep the YouTube video up to try and get some views for my channel.

VIDEO ON VIMEO